I really want to make more coffee

"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre) 01/13/2018 at 12:35 • Filed to: None

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But I can’t get up right now.

wafflesnfalafel > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 12:45

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love that paw, “you are now allowed to move this leg, meow”

smobgirl > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 12:48

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Yup you’re stuck.

leicester > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 12:52

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Cat Gravity is a terrible thing.

Kiltedpadre > leicester 01/13/2018 at 12:55

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If we send enough cats to the international space station do you think it would generate an artificial gravity field? Or would the rocket be unable to launch due to the payload?

Kiltedpadre > smobgirl 01/13/2018 at 12:57

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I need an Amazon shipment STAT; maybe an empty box in the room would set me free.

Kiltedpadre > wafflesnfalafel 01/13/2018 at 12:57

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Or this other leg, or my tail, or any other part of my little body!

smobgirl > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 13:00

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I keep treats by the couch so I can throw them across the room. Didn’t help yesterday though:

Kiltedpadre > smobgirl 01/13/2018 at 13:02

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Unfortunately we have an older cats with stomach trouble. She loves treats, but gets sick after eating them. If we try to just give one to the other cats it leads to either her crying for hours or a massive fight.

benjrblant > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 13:06

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We call this “cat duty” and when on duty, you’re not allowed to disturb the furball. Moneypenny is relentless with her demands for cat duty.

Lawyer_Applegate > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 13:38

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‘Round these parts, we say “The cat tricked me again.”

Kiltedpadre > benjrblant 01/13/2018 at 14:03

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So far this kitty just follows you around meowing until you sit or lay down. Once you do he’s there in a heartbeat.

Kiltedpadre > Lawyer_Applegate 01/13/2018 at 14:05

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With this guy so far it’s “damn my desire to sit.”

He is ready for the lap cat Olympics.

smobgirl > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 15:03

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Awww :(

Kiltedpadre > smobgirl 01/13/2018 at 21:55

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She’s 15 and toothless. I keep telling my wife let her eat things she likes while she can and I’ll clean up the aftermath.

It’s like my 96 year old grandpa. Sure his doctor wants him on a special diet, but I’m not telling the man he needs to eat carrots as a snack because it’s healthier than peanut butter cups. He’s lived long enough to eat whatever he wants, and so has she.

smobgirl > Kiltedpadre 01/13/2018 at 22:02

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Aww. My Siamese is blind and toothless. I just bought her a heated cat bed, to my family’s great amusement. She loves it though.

Kiltedpadre > smobgirl 01/13/2018 at 22:35

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I could see my wife buying one of those. I’m sure I’d laugh at her then secretly make sure it was on when she wanted it.